So...we have seen that I am somewhat disappointed that I have discovered I am "too old" for things I used to enjoy. What about the rest of this crazy story??? Well, we arrived and discovered that we had landed in a world where beers were $15 and mere bottled water was $7. I looked around… Continue reading Promises, Promises (Part 2)
Promises, Promises (Part 1)
I know, I know...I promised myself that I would write more regularly. So here goes - It's been a helluva couple of weeks here in my world. I have figured out that I am: Too old to attend Dave Matthews Band concerts, especially the lawn; Still too fat to comfortably navigate that trek in humid… Continue reading Promises, Promises (Part 1)
Forthcoming Post Alert!
After the events of this past weekend, I will be providing a recap and lessons learned type of post. To quote Roger Murtaugh...."I'm too old for this shit!" And also - weed is still not legal in Texas, is it? #oldladysyndrome #fixitJesus #texas #DMB #howoldistooold
I Am Going Straight to Hell
I just know it. There is no way God will let me through those pearly gates knowing full well how many times I have throat-punched, crotch-kicked, cut and KILLED folks...WITH MY MIND. Isn't that what we are taught in church? Though ye thinkest it, thou mayest well have doneth it. Or something like that. Trouble… Continue reading I Am Going Straight to Hell
It’s That Time of Year Again…
Graduation. Whew. So glad that I am no longer required to make my best faces at public school events. Pressure is off! I no longer have to pretend that I care about the pretentious Moms and their darling little offspring. I can merely observe from my "Bitch Cave" while sipping on delicious adult drinks in… Continue reading It’s That Time of Year Again…
Between the Snark and a Blog Space 